Maybe I’m wrong.

Okay,but it should be pointed out that Basketball isn’t a contact sport and when the Pistons made that their calling card, people butcher and moaned about how the game had TOO MUCH contact. Sports nostalgia is kind of the worst nostalgia.

Curry gets mauled every game and almost never gets calls. But you should go back and watch some old games. I did this recently and the 80s and 90s had terrible basketball. Horrible empty possessions ending in post up ISO bricks.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

Why are you putting everything in parenthesis?

Yup. Him, Beltran, and Cruz all tied with 8. The “Barry Bonds is bad in October” trope can just die.

Could have sworn I read somewhere recently that he held the record for most home runs in a single postseason

oh fuck that.

That’s a bold statement.

The only thing that can stop a bad platform with an 85-foot drop is a GOOD platform with an 85-foot drop.

So underage players who shouldn’t be in bars to begin with are now banned from being in the bars they shouldn’t be in?

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

That speech was definitely inspired by this song, no?

“No tiger? Dumbass!” was also how my adapted screenplay of The Life of Pi got rejected.

Whenever my wife or I need to express that something will take between 30-60 minutes, it's always "one half hour, two half hour" thanks to the generic European guy.

Unless you live in or around Central California, Pliny is hard to find:

Poorly worded, sorry. As a tarheel alumni, I am a duke/laettner hater.

well, next time I need to murder someone, I'll be sure to go with the underthrown ball.

Well, I guess good for you that you don't understand addiction. An addict facing a problem of their own will as opposed to by being dragged to it is always a victory. Turning himself in is a massive sign that there's hope for him. And it takes real courage. I'm definitely with Heyman on this.

He didn't get caught. He confessed rather than trying to hide it. So, yeah. Honorably.