Hey Dog Fister Ace Pitcher, it was a joke. You see, his name is probably something else, like Bill Johnson or 'Doug Hendrickson' or 'Frank Turdpants' or 'Unbelievable Shithead' but he said his name is "Go Fuck Yourself" to add a little levity to the situation. After all, everyone was getting pretty fired up there!…

I thought he was just trying to put out that fire on his head?

Grant Brisbee remains the best writer covering any MLB team, and he does so for SBNation. While there are plenty of totally unprofessionally run SBN sites, Brisbee is hardly alone on the other end of the spectrum. Until he left for a pay site, Kerry Crowley was the best thing going for in-depth coverage of Arizona…

"take shit car and do something with it, congrads" -Blake Griffin's mom after he dunked over a Kia

Fuck your veggie Whopper

Just trying to stick with the theme. No need to get all Facebook balls on me.

Yes, by MAILING it.

I mean, you really don't think a sports business reporter could be, y'know, reporting sports business news, instead of drawing a six-figure paycheck to rephrase PR emails?

I love ragging on Rovell as much as the next guy, but this is pretty unfair. I mean, yes, he's rewriting press releases. He came from the business world with CNBC. Many of those financial web sites basically rewrite press releases for things like earnings, M&A, etc. It's not like he's lifting text wholly unchanged,…

Here is some news about how the next off-season of the show for Carmelo Anthony will feature three four suitors lead characters. Here is some news about how one of those lead characters suitors is maybe going to be Jessica Chastain the Lakers. Here is some news about how Jessica Chastain is the Lakers are definitely…

You seem to be an intolerable bore.

I'm all for good movies. We need more of them. But your original premise was that somehow the reception for "Oz" should have dissuaded them from making this new movie, which is completely backwards, because the reception was great from a financial point of view. "Oz" make a mountain of cash, which is precisely why…

You seem to mistake critical success for the thing that the studios actually care about: commercial success.

$500 million worldwide box office.

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Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.

Really? You've got the reigning rookie of the year, probably the most talented guy from last years draft waiting to play, you get either Parker, Wiggins or Embid, plus you get one more top 10 pick in what's considered a pretty decent draft. I don't see how you could hope for a better set up. That's about as good as…

I certainly hope whoever orchestrated and videotaped this is not under the impression that it's the grandma who comes out of this looking stupid.

I know Griffin is insanely popular but I just don't get it. He's seems like an emotional little douchebag.

Did you watch the video?