This is all I could think of when I saw this move. EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.

Discussing his substitute move and whether or not he'll sacrifice health to use it, like in Pokemon games

One of the greatest strategists in Japan, Naoe Kanetsugu's famous helmet.

Seriously? There's a GIF in the article.

The original Soundwave had a shoulder cannon that was a battery when he was in cassette player form. This pulls off the look better though, since it looks like a Duracell.

Shocking.

Missing Mikasa's red scarf. Sadness.

The current nickelodeon series is cool. What's your actual beef with it?

The gunship sells it, really should be featured in the article too.

Look, people should be able to do what they want. If someone wants to cosplay as a certain character, and their body (or skin color or gender or whatever!) isn't an exact match, who cares. They shouldn't be made to feel bad about that.

I need her to be less of a minifig and more of a Bionicle-type set.

Needs bigger shoulder balls. Can we back this instead?

He is a democrat. It literally says it in the article.

im sorry but this idea just plain sucks

Yes?

titans don't attack animals, this one my friend is the hero of the human race

That is hardly random since they were designed alongside a cartoon.

Mixels is LEGO's stab at a transmedia brand, a property created specifically with a wide variety of entertainment markets — toys, television, video games. Take a handful of endearingly stupid-looking critters, imbue them with personality, and send them off into the world to make money.