“Al is trying to sell books and apparently, he’s decided that being obnoxious and insulting me is good for causing liberals to buy his books,” Cruz said.

I’m proud to have Franken as one of my Senators and not just for the Cruz shade. He’s the kind of legislator we need more of. He does his job and doesn’t try to shove his face in front of a camera or microphone at any and every opportunity (current book tour excepted).

I’m about halfway through Senator Franken’s book (sadly, not up to the Cruz part) and it’s a damn delight as well as being smart as hell. I also like that he acknowledges the times he’s been wrong, like when he was presiding over the Senate and rolled his eyes at Mitch McConnell, who was speaking at the time…

I read that headline four times and then twice after reading the story. Thought “Liquitera”, “Cashier”, and “Governor’s Ball” were young people words that I didn’t understand like “Cash me outside.” Still have no idea what a “Liquitera” is but the rest is cleared up.

Trudeau: Did he try that handshake bullshit on you?
Macron: Oh yeah, he totally did. Thanks for the tips.

I LOVE super short hair on women. Sadly, I have a gigantic head, non-existent jawline and otherwise distinctly Irish potato-like features so for me more hair (= super layered and lots going on around the face) is best. I so badly wish I could pull it off.

oh god.

This is soooo wrong, but so funny.

Netflix is dropping big money on recent kids movies, seems like all the movies my daughters want to see are on Netflix within a month or so of Redbox. Happy subscriber over here, makes Saturday mornings much more relaxed.

When she and Ryan Reynolds got engaged a friend of mine called them “a perfectly matched set of golden retrievers” and that is the only thing I can think of when she shows up in my feed.

This is like when my Dad sent me a gif of Rupal saying “SHADE”.

I assumed from the headline that this was going to be a parody ad where your pregnancy results would be delivered by a mysterious 1:00 AM phone call from a long-dead childhood friend, who speaks only a number and the name of a marsupial.

“Many people out there would say that he saved this country by starting the Fox News channel”

I think we deserve jlaw half-assedly grinding on a stripper pole.

America doesn’t deserve a sweetheart right now.

I’m so ready for them to go away.

These parts are played more by their respective eyeglasses.

The point is: who gets to decide what is “Quality programming”?

I work in the retail apparel supply chain, and things are just awful right now. While it may be true that top-tier retail is still thriving somewhat, due to the growing wealth of the top 10%, income inequality is killing the industry for the other 90%. But there are three other factors at play:

I think we clearly need a crossover episode of LSB and RPDR.