It’s almost like America is a huge landmass with lots of different places and lots of regional cultures and some people like to live in some areas while others like to live in others. What a concept.

Maybe if your wedding is going to put you in financial hardship you should re-evaluate your priorities & re-think your spending???

My secret is to give the couple something in the reasonable price range as SOON as the registry is out. Most stores gift wrap and ship for free. The response is usually excitement of the gift, no matter what it is. Bringing a gift to the wedding and putting it on the guest table is old news and those gifts wind up…

That’s exactly the problem. Sending a Thank You card doesn’t mean you’re appreciative, it just means you did what you think people expected of you. Save the time, money and paper, and just say thanks if and when I see you again.

I’ll go one further. No need for wedding gifts, and if you do give one, no need for a thank you card. Because fuck thank you cards, man.

I agree wholeheartedly. That said, I hope she does not run in 2020 (and the same goes for Bernie and Biden). We need new blood.

My god. I misread the headline and thought it said Emma Watson.Thanks to all the Beauty and the Beast headlines I have seen lately.

My almost 11-year-old crept into my bed at about 2 this morning. And last Sunday at about 6:30 AM, I woke to the sound of my 8-year-old and 6-year-old sliding headfirst down the stairs in penguin costumes (you know, like how penguins slide down icy snowbanks. The eight-year-old has rug burn on his face, but no…

“I want advice so I can ignore it and still complain about my problem.”

“Trumpica: Where the people get treated like animals and the animals treated like people”

Still my favorite Chris Traeger joke from Parks & Rec. Always puts a grin on my face.

Raise your hand if you’re SO tired of the bullshit.

Probably spends more time on a toilet shitting out burned steak.

Mazel Tov! This is the most heartless shit I’ve had the displeasure of reading in a while...

As people have been saying, Watergate didn’t happen all with one big story. There were multiple cracks in the dam and THEN it all exploded. Every piece matters and adds up and can be built upon to take the next step forward to uncovering the truth.

Do you have a long weekend/snow day/spring break to dedicate to your endeavors? No pull-ups, no nothin. You can do it! The kiddo I nanny for has a baby bjorn mini seat that fits on the big toilet seat and a squatty potty because she felt really uncomfortable with her feet dangling far off the floor. Her parents…

My 2.75 yo won’t even sit on the potty. He’s still fully in diapers and won’t let me put pull-ups on either. After reading this article, I might skip the pull-ups and just have the pantsless weekend during the summer.

I will take a shot for your sake (and your carpets/floors lol)