How about a Critters-style horror film?

They’re coming.

I don’t know why we have to make the sight of genitalia into some horrifying experience. It’s a penis; about 50% of the world’s population has one and it’s not a big deal.

They’re not asking you to participate, they’re asking to exist in the world just like you. I don’t know why they shouldn’t be afforded that right.

Even better is the guy who managed to use Glitterhoof to create a kingdom of horses in CK2.

I feel like slavery is pretty discriminatory and they didn’t have a problem with including that in the game. If they want to support people playing the way they want then maybe they shouldn’t swat down mods that allow players to play the game their own way.

Meh, it’s the internet, you can’t really hurt my feelings, but I appreciate you trying to keep everyone civil. :)

Ah yes, the infamous Triangle-X-Alphas; internationally known for their douchbaggery. ;)

As someone who only experienced college as the friend visiting from out of town, and who now works at a state university, college kids are the worst. I’d take my asshole neighbor kids who enjoy spending their saturday mornings screaming as loudly as possible outside my window over college kids any day.

Yeah, but “blow, bro” has alliteration and a rhyme that just doesn’t give it the same punch in this case.

I have no idea what the story is with this (presumably a coach moving to another school), but the context is sufficient to make it hilarious. :P

I love terms like “natural family” because it allows me to point out that for the majority of human existence the natural family was the tribe; it was not, as they’d like to believe, a husband and wife (which is an incredibly recent invention when looked at from the scale of human existence).

Yeah, this just made me wonder how Twilight’s horn fit in the helmet.

I’ll say it again: if you really want to mess with these people, go put on a dress and pee in the urinal next to them. I understand the difference between transgender and transvestite, but I suspect you’ll quickly see these men changing their minds on where people go to the bathroom when they have to directly confront…

JFK wanted to send a man to the moon. Obama wants to send a man to the women’s restroom.

This. It’s not hard. You can enjoy another’s culture (and even participate!) without appropriation. Wearing a head dress is not the end of the world and people need to get over themselves. inb4 everyone shits themselves over my white privilege.

I’m still upset by Total War: Warhammer’s title. I understand that neither party wants to give up their identity but how do you not title that mashup Total Warhammer?

I tried cooking a meal with my car one time. Even though it’s just a little Ford Focus hatch I was still unable to get it through the front door and into the kitchen. Sadly, in the end, I had to do all the cooking myself and I just took it outside so we could eat it in the driveway.

ETA: It’s a lazy car anyway. It…

I’m pretty sure this game was designed with generous help from Mad Libs.

I thought it was Quato.