Wasn't there a Jalop article about not speeding in Virginia?

So let's talk about Bledsoe's stage-diving incident, because I swear I did not remember this at all

Halftime at that stadium was probably the worst place in the world you could ever be. And I say that knowing full well of all the fucked up shit going on around the world.

Whoa, that's much, much too small to work. How the hell are you supposed to fit a whole economy in there?

The people at the top just look like a bunch of dudes I would never want to be friends with.

Can't wait to buy the official souvenir fedora.

4. It's on during the day.

I play pick-up games during hot weather sometimes and don't even take a shower afterwords, therefor I am much tougher and better than all of these "athletes". God damnit I am good. So is hockey.

We're all white. Do I really have to spell it out for you?

PennsylvaniYork. NYC and Philly taxes fund Pittsburgh and untold miles of wilderness and desolation.

I came here for fart jokes and making crass humor over the death of two individuals, not for a critique of media coverage. Good day to you. ISAIDGOODDAY!!!

I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon.
When I hit the turf, I had no plan.
I just threw my body all over the field.
I can't dance, but I sure loved these pills.
One day the league told me it's all OK.
Toradol, Percocet, Novocain.
30 years on, what's all this kerfuffle?
Just Jim McMahon doin' the Class Action Shuffle.

Has Triple H managed to hang onto the spotlight this long simply by marrying the boss's daughter? He is possibly the most boring top-tier wrestler in WWE history. The guy's matches have always been dull as shit and his promos are terrible. Absolutely no charisma whatsoever.

Blacks trying to get a quick dollar... Color me surprised

If this somehow ends with Scott Pioli facing criminal charges, I'm all for it.

Cheryl Shepherd, mother of the deceased Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher, filed a wrongful death lawsuit Tuesday against the Chiefs, claiming that the team was directly responsible for Belcher's mental health deteriorating.

In Houston, he's only got to be better than Gary Kubiak.

Oh hey wow, the sanctimonious asshat what prioritized his personal whims over national security thinks he's a hero. Fucking shocking. Let Russia have him, see how he likes living under real authoritarianism.

Also acceptable would have been taping a picture of Ayn Rand's head to a mannequin and having your way with it while screaming out the John Galt monologue from memory.