OH. Oh good. I was worried for a second Romney didn't love America, but there's his pin. I must have missed it somehow. Thank God. Oh, man, that nearly gave me a heart attack!

I'm more offended that she dragged Debbie Gibson into this by wearing her hat.

What turned me off about Sohn, and what turns me away from her as a writer, isn't the lack of shame. It's the lack of perspective. She takes a small, voluntary sampling - her circle of like-minded friends - and uses them to apply a movement to an entire generation.