Tomorrow begins... The Tantrum

That is the face of every evil ghost kid in Are You Afraid Of The Dark?

On par with cops turning off their body cams. That shouldn’t be an option. There shouldn’t even be an off switch to begin with. Why do they need to turn it off? What do you not want seen?

He should know it, but cause he needs to be slapped upside the head:

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

You must not know ‘bout Bey. That’s nothing. She had her hair sucked into a huge fan while she was singing “Halo” but she just kept on singing the song perfectly while her people tried to figure out how to unattach her from the machinery.

If she wanted to show how cool she is, she’d flip a water bottle.

What a fantastic subject for an article (and, obviously, the article itself is great). I’m sure I remember seeing every single one of the submissions you featured - Things I’ve long forgotten but are instantly recognizable.

Maybe, if Outlander or approximately Outlander-equivalent, but not IN the crawlspace.

I would never denigrate axioms, proverbs, old saws, or any long-cherished notion by associating it with Donald Trump.

How about one that REPLACES Kanye’s tweets with Yoko? How about a bot that physically replaces Kanye West with Yoko Ono? That’s what I want.

I’m ashamed I had to take to Google to look up Brian Greenberg. I assumed he was in the sports. My hot actor man knowledge base is large and sexy, yet he has eluded me.

the tic-tac is the most mediocre of all tacs. close in stature to the thumb tack..

Guys, why isn’t there a bot Twitter account that combines Yoko’s tweets with Kanye’s? It would be SO GREAT.

Hugh Jasshole

that name, Steele Johnson is everything