Damnit, Massachusetts. Led the country in the American Revolution. Led the country in Marriage Equality, now leading the country on Transfolks’ rights. Are you feeling a little smug tonight?

oh my god this is great

EXACTLY

So, basically, it’s like everytime you try to have a faculty meeting. Everyone is never free on the same night.

a wild creature like this one could easily cause someone to lose a limb.

That will teach those k bitches for thinking they were impenetrable. Blac Chyna just went into the cavern of doom through the front door.

Oh, please, let it be Kash.

Blac Chyna is “preying” on him “during a week time.”

I like to imagine him quoting Deadpool-isms around the house constantly and annoying her.

“Now let’s take a look at that from the body cam!”

If you order takeout in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

Truly a man of the book. Great book, read the whole thing. Phenomenal. Lots of words—good words—true words. Two words? Fabulous book. Five stars on Amazon.

The baby looks gilded. Or Stardusted?

Mad Magazine also had a field day with this

Talk about a viral video!

Not really. You see, you can’t really improve the flavor of ingredients that have no flavor to begin with; it’s like trying to multiply zero.

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel

“Don’t ask me! I am product of american education system! I also make inferior cars and electronics!”