The baby looks gilded. Or Stardusted?

Mad Magazine also had a field day with this

Talk about a viral video!

Not really. You see, you can’t really improve the flavor of ingredients that have no flavor to begin with; it’s like trying to multiply zero.

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel

The first thing that popped into my head when I read the headline was,

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

Nazi and Imperial Japanese insignia are ok. Period panty ads were way too much tho. God bless our country.

I had severe OCD from six until recently. It’s horrible. Not being taken seriously makes it even harder. The sweater is not the worst thing ever, but it’s part of a bigger issue: Not taking mental illness seriously. And that’s something that kills people.

My theory: He just really wanted to talk about rubbing himself in cow shit in public.

John Waters needs to put this guy in his next movie.

Your comment garnered (as of now) almost 700 stars. Well done you!

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

Is this an irony test?

the far right’s objections to Ryan come over largely over working with Democrats

*As a VERB. Fuck me.

“Don’t ask me! I am product of american education system! I also make inferior cars and electronics!”