She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

I think I've finally reached my limit for today. No more procrastination for me...

All small children are frightening. I learned that from Children of the Corn and from working in a children's library.

Thank you! I WAS SO PLEASED WITH THIS!

That was spooky... scary... and funny! :D

Liberals can definitely be stupid, but stupidity is not a prerequisite amongst Liberals.

I will go to midnight taxidermy workshops with you.

BOOM.

Sorry. Into a box. They should crawl into a box...

Honestly, there should be Internet education classics as soon as, I dunno, middle school?

Also, in all fairness to Target, I think one of those vibrating cartoon toothbrushes gave me my first orgasm.

Totally legit.

The tot looks like Flapjack. Maybe he's upset because someone took his hat.

Wet Seal sounds like some website that I wouldn't visit, but give me your credit card anyway.....

Everyone is focused on the Zombies. Nobody will expect the Cow Army!

OH NO, IT'S HAPPENING TO PRINCE HOT GINGE, TOO! Male pattern baldness is cruel.

Im sure he was super apologetic though, constantly saying Soary aboot that!

I am never sarcastic when it comes to Terry.