Or cranking the temp down on the water and vying for the world's largest demonstration for ALS research support?

And have the police considered dressing up like ghosts and scaring the protesters away?

For that suggestion, she gets to drink FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!!

Gotta get me one of them Nike+ things and do a li'l bit of Dick Prancercise.

Those look like some pretty hard runs.

It is not fair to judge someone without really getting to know them, but I can very confidently say that if I ever met someone who said they didn't like Dolly Parton I would know pretty much I would want nothing to do with them. Luckily I have never met anyone who doesn't like Dolly Parton.

First thing I thought. People who are so concerned w/ how girls should act and calling everyone a fag/gay. Yeah, Nash, you're gay. Accept it.

My favorite kinds of news stories:

If I saw a snake like that in my bathroom at least I would be in the perfect place for when I shit myself.

Stupid playgroup indeed. If Romeo was a Juliet, and she owned, say, one hundred superhero costumes, no one would bat an eyelash.

I wonder if they ban girls for wearing pants.

The only thing I'm side-eyeing in regard to Romeo's plight is the fact that any child—male or female— owns 100 dresses! And I assure you all that it's a side-eye of jealousy, not judgment...

Key word here is "church-run". Ughhhh.

I suppose avoiding confusion or conflict by teaching the other children not to bully would be out of the question?

Kid, you do you.

Funny. Just discovered this today — before this post. And I give it a thumbs up. *Shrugs*

I thought that's why they had more than one kid: skateboard-injury insurance.

HONESTY HOUR!