Right??!! All she's going to attract with that profile is a fellow felon.

One of my all-time favorite books, and not even for the dirty bits!

To be fair, nude heels are considered best practice for dance/theater/women who make public appearances with bare legs because it visually elongates the leg. A non-neutral shoe draws attention to the point at which the leg ends, making it appear shorter. Plus, I bet they're broken in and comfy at this point!

Also, there was a story about her in NYT a few years ago that talked about how careful she and her parents were being about her "brand." I think they probably had her investing from the get-go.

Yes. Except I wasn't with a boyfriend, I was with my dad. When they realized that the old dude was with me, they had enough conscience to apologize. To my dad. Not to me.

I work in radio, and it took a few weeks of hearing my pre-recorded bits before I was able to recognize my voice on the radio as "familiar," let alone as myself.

I just use the USB tethering. Not wireless, but allows me a lot of freedom.

Yeah. But I don't think men are expected to keep up with fashion in order to meet a standard of "normal" masculinity the way women are expected to in order to meet a standard of femininity. For guys, it's a hobby or interest. For women, it's all but mandatory.

Thanks for that. And HIMYM is "How I Met Your Mother" the CBS sitcom. :)

I think only a small subset of guys are expected to shave their chests. Athletes, gays, porn stars, models. There's that weird period in your late teens early twenties where it's unnerving to be with a guy whose chest hair rivals your dad's, but we get over it. I stopped noticing . . . I don't know, at 23? I don't…

Old white male privilege defined: you get to act like KStew and have the world be ok with that.

I think because when you know the specifics of the horse's circumstances, you see how unfair it is to the horse, and your heart hurts a little and you want to help, even if it's not objectionable in the abstract.

I mean, I'm not really against slaughter in theory, just in practice. If you've ever watched slaughter videos, it's unpleasant. When you euthanize dogs, it's done fairly painlessly and not after 2 days cooped up in a stock trailer. Unrideable former pet horses are ideally euthanized humanely . . . but a lot of people…

I don't think horse slaughter needs to be outlawed. But I do object to the destruction and slaughter of animals that could still have a good life. I object to horses winding up in the kill pen due to human failing (failure to train the horse or provide adequate care such that the animal becomes unrideable and thus…

It's not like his life has really taken off since then, either! He went from being Superman to just another actor who used to be on TV. Though her thing is sadder.

I was totes about to be outraged, but then I clicked through and read the Deadline story, which said that Lauren Oliver's Delirium is getting picked up for pilot season. And now I'm happy.

Since the wealth appears to be misbegotten, let's focus on the much larger issue, here: Did anyone else see that picture and think, "Wait, Pippa Middleton is African???"

Yeah, but I doubt that it's the reason rape "evolved," no matter how much proponents of he-man psychology would like to make it so.

Eh, I don't know. That sentence and the sentences that immediately follow, I get. The following paragraphs are a bit . . . much.

Nah. I was thinking about how douchebags try to use evolutionary psychology as a way to make being an ignorant, violent, fucktard somehow natural. And they try to explain away rape as a "method of procreation." The article says that people figure it out early, but I'm guessing there was a period of time before cavemen…