I'm crazy about this show, and agree that one of its strengths is how it handles the conflict between Rayna and Juliette. And yet, love it though I do—and worship at the altar of Connie Britton I might if I were the worshipful type—I find the silliest premise to be Rayna's unchallenged assertion that her voice is…

When I was living in the Virginia, I was told that I should try to hit turtles because any turtles on that particular stretch of road were snapping turtles and that they were an invasive species. I didn't look into it, because I wasn't going to try to hit the turtles even if they are invasive, but I don't think the…

I thought perhaps this video would heal my emotional trauma from that time Snickers the goat chased me down and humped my leg. Alas, goats remain my least-favorite farm animal.

In so many markets, a single person making $50k a year can only afford a studio condo. They could afford more house if they lived farther away from their office, but studies show that the commuting costs mean spending even more money. Given the adage that you need to pay on a home for 5 years + in order to not lose…

That's like asking why anyone owns more than one pair of shoes. Different guns are designed for different purposes. Personal security is not the only reason people own weapons. There's also hunting and target shooting as a hobby.

I seriously just moved home to MI from five years in Virginia. WTF is happening to my beloved home state? It blows.

He can't because he is constitutionally unable, due to having the clause for sucking etched into his DNA.

Except in America. Here, we give you a throne. An electric throne. Sizzle, sizzle.

I mean . . . it depends. I have a "sleep bra" that I will wear if I am just going to be inside or checking my mailbox, but which doesn't offer enough coverage to be decent in public. Sometimes I sleep in that, and sometimes I sleep in a sports bra. If I've been wearing a sports bra and will have enough support to go…

Ah hahaha. I love you.

Yes, my parents live outside of Lansing, Michigan, and it's our standard restaurant of choice for all family gatherings, big or small. Chicken Bryan and sangria for me, Pollo Rosa Maria and sangria for my stepmom, while Dad insists on "trying something different for a change." We do occasionally do Red Lobster or…

Yes, please!

I'm in! I'd totally quit my job to run that travel agency. ;-)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: steampunk, has Tom Sawyer as CIA. Not an entirely new idea.

The Marketing/PR/Advertising section on Craigslist is useless in some where I've looked for work, entirely because pyramid schemes and "contract labor."

Well, shit. I've always thought she would play me in the movie version of my life, since Hollywood would be sure to slim me down and pretty me up.

Hehehe, gee, kitkatkatydid, which women's college do you go to? :)

This isn't a violent reaction to a family member. This is a violent reaction to a psychosis. And as for that and gender, schizophrenia is more common in men. Which isn't to say that this guy is schizophrenic, because there are other mental illnesses with psychotic episodes, but I'm sure whoever does the evaluation…

Anytime, dahling.