*feels smug for never playing multiplayer*

Oh, no, it’s WAY worse than that. Just listen to him:

Well…we know that half the country is still protesting Trudeau

Music. Hope that helps.

Having idiot relatives get their news from facebook has been a detriment to our society for at least the last 8 years.

Ah, see, not the anti-vaxxer, just a pathetic bootlicker! Much more dignified, apparently?

...found the anti-vaxxer...

I’ll pass thanks, not a fan of ectoplasm on my burger

It’s gross because you have no idea of the sanitation of the cooking environment in ghost kitchens. There could be ectoplasm everywhere.

Hopefully they don’t exceed safe levels of ectoplasm in the food.

I get it. Some people prefer their meals with a bit more body.

Does it help that they are already dead on the inside? 

Or at least to sell ghost meat!

I’d also settle for a ghoul or poltergeist. No orbs or banshees!

The most hit-or-miss show of all time. When it hits, it is so hilarious.  When it misses, it’s just awful.

furthermore, apathy gets you zero change and zero cents.  those who complain, do nothing.

Mm hmm. Get called out on being dumb and you go right to “hurr can’t you tell sarcasm?”, on a medium where tone of voice can’t be heard, and where you lack the writing ability to convey it.

Step 1: We replace him with AI.
Step 2: As soon as he’s gone we wipe the AI

Alright Juicers, let me have it: