Why do I feel that this had been mentioned a while back?

Basically yeah. Sorta like calling him Elmo, but that’s an insult to the puppet.

Saw this one coming a mile away. Same deal whenever a game thats optimized for the processing power of the PS5 and XBoxSeX being also released on the switch.

Instead of one lump sum of BS, they will inject their BS in smaller, less noticeable amounts over time.

“But they don’t understand our business GENIUS!”

These guys are straight up Elmu levels of jackass.

Ah there it is.

Foot? No. This was shooting themselves right in the temple.

Where’s that South Park “I’m Sorry.” clip...

And the scalpers bought them all up already.

If they wanted to test the waters, a battle royale “99" game isn’t the correct barometer to use.

When it turned out to be F-Zero 99 I felt like I could audibly hear a fart sound after that reveal.

The remake music from Mario RPG sounds so good!

In before the shmucks come in spouting right wing nonsense.

Mama Mia

“They just have the absolute most insane expectations. They could have shipped through to literally half the PS5 global install base and still been disappointed.”

This. Absolutely this. The eternal “arrow must always go higher” mentality that forces astronomical goals is such a damn cancer that even games that are…

I just chalk it up to global warming.

Bring Astarion and have him ungrouped, have your MC talk to the vendor in the Druid Grove to face him away from the path. Pickpocket vendor and have Astarion skedaddle away for a bit. Release the MC from the convo and proclaim innocence. Wait about 30 seconds for the guy to stop searching for you.

I mean, with either the world about to end or their own lives at risk, why not live it up when they can? They can thirst away!

Fuck Embracer

Games yes, but generally still need to pay for the lowest tier to utilize any online functionality, sadly.