This is like that list the Simpsons did on the bad things 45 did they rolled right before election day.

“I picked a new CEO! I’m going to stick around and make all the decisions and fuck everything up even worse, but none of the blame to me anymore! Please direct all blame for my bad decisions to this hand picked puppet of a CEO!”

So... like Pandora.

Here’s a better fucking question, why is a fucking pension plan involved in volatile stock market investment?

The dumb ones are 100% doing this as a control measure to sate their fucking egos.

He would certainly be the final boss.

Jennings: “This item is the main way for the host of Jeopardy to give the answers”

I kinda like that FINAL BOSS aura around it.

I kinda want the final round of that Tournament of Champions to be two players, and tehn have Ken Jennings introduce them, and then a third podium lights up and he introduces himself as Player 3

That’s not too far off, sadly.

That shoulder sack is taxable, as are his fighting tournament proceeds.

Neither can Johnny Cage, according to pretty much all the dialogue in the games.

Unless they are planning to change the Cage into that gruff “grr I’m so angry it’s my defining character trait” character that we see bloody everywhere nowadays... I would be disappointed if that was the case.

Now THAT would be a movie.

Well, their idol runs it, so...

Can we not give that little prick attention? Thanks.

I still say it should be The Miz. That’s essentially the guy’s entire character already.

Perhaps they lost their computers in the lawsuits.

Ryu does his taxes.

As a person, certainly. As a writer? No.