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    Here’s a better fucking question, why is a fucking pension plan involved in volatile stock market investment?

    The dumb ones are 100% doing this as a control measure to sate their fucking egos.

    He would certainly be the final boss.

    Jennings: “This item is the main way for the host of Jeopardy to give the answers”

    I kinda like that FINAL BOSS aura around it.

    I kinda want the final round of that Tournament of Champions to be two players, and tehn have Ken Jennings introduce them, and then a third podium lights up and he introduces himself as Player 3

    That’s not too far off, sadly.

    That shoulder sack is taxable, as are his fighting tournament proceeds.

    Neither can Johnny Cage, according to pretty much all the dialogue in the games.

    Unless they are planning to change the Cage into that gruff “grr I’m so angry it’s my defining character trait” character that we see bloody everywhere nowadays... I would be disappointed if that was the case.

    Now THAT would be a movie.

    Well, their idol runs it, so...

    Can we not give that little prick attention? Thanks.

    I still say it should be The Miz. That’s essentially the guy’s entire character already.

    Perhaps they lost their computers in the lawsuits.

    Ryu does his taxes.

    As a person, certainly. As a writer? No.

    I guess Casey Hudson got butthurt when the entire writing staff yelled at him for pulling an Ed Wood on Act 3 of ME3.

    I’m gonna laugh if all this is because the AI they forced into the system has trouble with the extra numbers.

    The ambiance was really good for sure.