“Nonono, they aren’t loot boxes. Those are evil and absolutely not fun! We’ve seen the light and we are instead adding in something new and clearly not a loot box! They are simply Lots Of Optional Tools Based On eXtortion Everyone Sees! We are calling them L.O.O.T.B.O.X.E.S.! Clearly completely different!”

But can he get Skyrim to run on it?

Closer to a deranged peacock with no tail.

Now it would be absolutely perfect if it included all the animation miscues that the series had.

If only Captain Lou was still alive...

Don’t feel weird or ashamed. Pets are family. Losing one hurts.

And his handlers let him out to face the full brunt of the boos.

His handlers never would schedule anything that might be the mildest inconvenience. I’ve seen tissue paper that’s less fragile than his ego.

They’re actually saying “Boo-ris! Boo-ris!”

He made a deal with the Pokemon devil. Completely sacrifices the art style for a victory.

Well... he HAS been at this for 20+ years...

Because Republicans are worse than Torys

The jerseys are so ridiculous they are absolutely wonderful.

Mark the calendar. Penny Arcade hit the nail on the head.

All they got to ask is “When will Barron be taller than you” and the moron would think he’s taller.

Oof... you committed the utmost evil when it comes to siblings and gaming. You deleted an older sibling’s save file.

The Butt-Fumble. Now and forever.

This before the Tom Brady mouth-to-mouth session?

Loved playing smash on saturday nights. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zgLU1RzTvo

Definitely snagging this game, and will probably end up getting it on multiple systems, because I cant control my impulse buying...