Here's a nice new term for you:

The jump jets make me think/fucking HOPE there is gravity in the game. Is this so? Is there a place I can find out? This game, plus a "Lunar Lander" thrust-physics-vibe, would equal the awesomest thing ever.

EDIT: I wasn't including you in this, Hernandez-san (I don't know if it's Miss or Ms. or whatever, so there ya go). I'm a big fan of your work. Smiley Face!

I just read this, literally didn't understand it, thought to myself "Welp, these durn kids today," and walked away. But no, I thought to myself, I can do this. I'm a smart guy, right? This can't be as infuriatingly, hilariously trivial and asinine as it sounded on my first go. I'm gonna read it again. I'm gonna google…

i STOPPED IN HERE TO WRITE(FUCKing capslock) write exactly the same thing. Like I try to read this, and I know all the words used, but they don't make sense in this order. So what, like, did someone steal a puppy? Is that it? I think that's it.

I'm honestly not trying to be flip, I just wanna know:

EDIT: REMOVED. sorry

Fixed it:

Inaccurate: the knees aren't bruise-y enough.

Awesome, now I'm crying. Thanks, brain.

Of course it's awkward. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to be social with a plastic horse in your butt?

The last one is Japanese. Get it right, people!

1. That was awesome.

I'm starting to hate the ukulele, which is a shame because I really like the ukulele.

Is "Stylish Action Game" a thing? Is it exclusive to Soda69 or whatever?

Is crap like this NEW to you people? I mean yes, that's a good "idea", if you were raised 'Rich & White' enough to not think like this about everything already. Coming up: "Lifehacker's Top Ten Examples of How Hilariously, Terrifyingly Wasteful You're Being All the Time"

AMAZING. The sound design is the most impressive part. Is the SF track from an existing source, or are they foleying the whole sumbitch piece by piece? If so, HOLY COW.

You need a book because (huge, sweeping, mostly unfair generalization here) the internet has not effected one tangible improvement upon society to date. It's too easy to 'Like' or 'Upvote' something and feel one's part in the matter has been addressed. You're obviously smart enough to be vaguely angry about the state…

You need a book because (huge, sweeping, mostly unfair generalization here) the internet has not effected one…

Called it!

Called it!

To keep my head from exploding, I am forced to simply assume the first part was a joke. It was funny! :)

To keep my head from exploding, I am forced to simply assume the first part was a joke. It was funny! :)