The ones he had in the World Cup were way better...Hitting a screamer like this in La Liga is the equivalent of a Sunday leaguer doing this with nobody on the pitch.

I’m so, so sick of the league connoisseurs/cross-comparers (you too, Haisley). Yeah, what this goal really needs is an analysis of its external validity vis-a-vis Joey Barton. Fucking philistines you are. Do you people even like football?

Billy’s a got damned mess and bless him for it.

“Started at the bottom.”

A friend of mine bought a 2015 Si, after he got rid of his Fit. He likes Hondas, what can I say.

It’s not a bad car. It’s better than the 8th gen if you ask me, but that’s not really saying much. In a world of MKVII GTIs, Focus and Fiesta STs, the Civic Si is screaming out for change. Seriously Honda, you’ve been…

he could not have made any top-flight European side as a 90-minute regular

You are talking about the same player who had two separate loan spells at Milan over two seasons, during which he helped the club qualify for the Champions League both times, in the midst of his MLS contract, correct?

I’m with you

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.

A FL buddy turned me onto AM! right when “Reinventing Axl Rose” came out. I was in a shitty place in life, struggling to find a reason to finish college.

I got a TVR tail light story for ya.

Citroen CX mirrors. Citroen CX mirrors everywhere.

He does this while wearing a pink Coogi, a pink durag, and a pink bucket hat. Cam's the coolest person to ever live.

Nothing will ever top Cam freestyling while counting his money.

We’re pretty sure the game in question was this Hornets home game on December 29, 1992.

Guess they didn't throw out Alexis's old ones.

They are these things that collect performance info.

Believe it or not, Peretti wasn't the first comedian Holdzkom approached with his problems. Louis CK told him to keep working hard and keep his expectations low. Kevin Hart told him to believe in himself and to not let any physical issues get in the way of his dreams. And Patton Oswalt posted a 79-part tweet about how…

Lest we forget the battle of the sexes? The last game between a male pro and a female pro was when the Williams sisters claimed the could beat any guy ranked 200 or lower. A guy accepted the challenge, smoked them, then proceeded to drop to above 300. Had they played a week later, it would have been even worse.

That's a world class false nine.