RAPPERS WEARING HOCKEY JERSEYS, RANKED

He is still my favorite player and I really hope he gets called up for the World Cup squad.

Oh, man. I'm a lifelong Madrid fan, and even I loved Ronaldinho. The way he kind of fell off a cliff in his last years at Barça was really disheartening. He'll be able to score off of free kicks like that for the rest of his natural - born life. Remember that set peice against England years ago? Good lord. Perhaps the…

I'm not sure I agree with the charge. Clearly, she wasn't set.

"I'll sign him right now! Name your price!"

That's Radamel Falcao (the dude with the neck-length hair), arguably the best striker in the world, to the left of the "H" in "Heat" on Allen's jersey in the top photo.

Stevenson, an ex-pimp who kidnapped underage girls (as young as 14) and forced them into prostitution, made them box each other nude for his own entertainment, and served only 48 months for his crimes, is 21-1 with 18 wins by knockouts

Meanwhile at Benfica..

I can't think of another player who can simultaneously carry/rescue a team all while being a walking liability. Handball for a pen? Check. Going all Tyson on the opposition? Check. Rescuing a draw at the very end of stoppage time? Check.

This is what it supposedly looks like, I say it's pretty blah. (CaughtOffside is a legit source for stuff like this)

Pictured: Jorge Luis Pinto