Please tell me you don’t think being President of the USA is the same as being “CEO” of the USA.

Oh ok. Gotcha.

I’ve always kind of wondered where dudes think it’s going to go. Like, what’s the end game? Emily Sears is going to say “Originally I didn’t see a future for us... not just because you’re married, but because you completely lack any charm or charisma that might make me want you. As you know, I’m an incredibly good…

You think what Emily Sears is doing is misandry?

As if you haven’t already.

I feel like someone redirected me to Clickhole.

Like a lot of people reading this article, I know how it feels to be behind a wheel and to see things from the cop’s perspective through the windshield.

That ramming was no accident. One does not just accidentally do that unless they are drunk.

Two things.

So why are they so crappy?

“5 spice has got like cloves... it’s got uh... it’s got a bunch of stuff.”

I have two words for anyone who impugns the charming wonder of Left Shark.

Vic Morrow.

Hersheys is the Axe Cologne of chocolate.

Yes, I was talking about laptop keyboards specifically.

NOOOOOO to the vacuum cleaner! At least to a standard-issue consumer model! DON’T DO IT!

Wonderful images. I’m up on Ottawa, myself so I was impressed to see you’re not really too far away. May I ask: What do you use the iPads for?

I like how, at the beginning of the video, the brother Green on the right takes a quick moment to smell his armpit.

There are a lot of people who have hated on this game since day one, but... over and over again I am just blown away by the massive, staggering amount of content they create and the density of quality features. It’s not a perfect game but, by god, they work really hard for those $15 a month.

Rewind five years ago:

I’m not sure there’s any factual evidence to support we have only so much willpower per day. In fact, I’m inclined to think the more we exercise our willpower, the more of it we have.