The cringe is strong with this one.

Difficult when Kinja won't let people have a private messaging feature, but... given my experience on Reddit, maybe that's for the best (women get a lot of the wrong kind of attention).

Aren't you the flatterer? :)

Chattygirl suggested I come here and join in. I'm a D-list (or lower) musician, but my band made a music video (from a song on our first album) with our cell phones. It's not exactly a masterpiece, but I sure liked doing it. Hope you like it too.

The "Shit Actually" graphic was a delight to see, because it not only sums up my feelings about this manipulative, pandering, formulaic movie (with all the romantic appeal of a chunk of styrofoam)... it gives me something I can keep on my hard drive to look at and remind myself I'm not alone.

Yeah. Sorry I got so arrogant there. I was out of control.

...and accolades from international web news outlets and potentially thousands of retweets with his name on it?

Dude, obviously he doesn't get it or he wouldn't be asking why it's being done.

I think by "ugly" they mean "actually looks like a healthy, grown man."

He actually only slept with one woman (Eva Green) in Casino Royale, but it's a pretty lame technicality to say so. He was well on his way to nailing the Persian woman when he left at the last minute. It's not like he's a one-woman man.

Even if she wasn't a minor at the time, I believe it's still illegal to film someone having sex without their knowledge or consent. No matter how much anyone dislikes Iggy Azalea, there are rights which should be protected.

I understand the law has a lot of problems and some people who should be punished get off free when they shouldn't. But I don't want to live in a world without due process. When I read how an anonymous group with no accountability threatens someone with an illegal act for doing something that isn't illegal (no matter…

I've often found that the best way to get out of a speeding ticket is to just drive the speed limit.

I'm waiting with decreasing patience for America to have its man-up moment, to stop acting like 310 million sniveling toddlers crying to mommy.

Once again, we're experimenting with this.

I'm not a car fan, but I really enjoyed reading this. I learned a lot and enjoyed the simple but effective way you delivered your supporting arguments.

28 Days Later. Purists may hate this film's "fast zombies,"

I think it's possible the 30 Rock joke may have been intentional, but it's just as likely that it's a coincidence. I love the show, but I don't think it's for sure they knew what they were doing or what it'd mean a few years later.

That actually made me break out laughing.

Reminds me of when people say "Grow up."