Well, Trump’s declaration will certainly solve the problem.

There are so many things wrong with this myopic viewpoint. Many, many people do not live in their “ancestral Homeland” which, by the way, has little to no actual meaning. I mean, the entire USA is someone else’s ancestral Homeland. We should all be in Africa, if you want to go that far back. There is no reason to…

Team No One.

To be fair, she did say this. But I honestly don’t know what it actually means:

Asleep at 9pm, up at 6am, loves Moana, plays with his dog.

Some pictures of Freddie when he was still Farrokh.... in what is Tanzania, today 🌺

Today is his birthday.

Fisting is when you put a fist into a butthole or vagina.

I’m in the same boat as you. But I have friends that have apparently made it their mission to get me laid because they “want me to be happy.” I didn’t realize that I wasn’t happy. They’ve also made it their mission to try and get me as drunk as possible, “because it’s fun!” I really think I need better friends.

For some reason Angie has never really seemed like a very sexual person, to me at least. Or maybe people like that can spot each other? I literally cannot imagine her getting it on with anyone, and although she seems to like “looking” the vixen, there just seems to be a cold, remote, un-self-loving person under there.

I didn’t choose celibacy, celibacy chose me. I miss sex but I’m also like Cher from Clueless: “You’ve seen how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”

Wishing your spouse/mate happy birthday or anything like that on social media is very thirsty and stupid.

Oh hell no.

Spontaneous human combustion is a risk. Statistically it’s probably less likely than an electric blanket causing a fire, but it’s something to think about.

If you’ve got the touch

He’s apparently good at doctoring and terrible at everything else.

Let’s all remember, though, that at one time a shitheel psuedo-mystical philanderer named “Mutt” impressed her quite a bit.

Someone played the song for Angelina on August 23, 2014 and the rest is HERstory.

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...