Gah! Hell no! It would make more sense to me to be friends with the "other woman" since we would likely have a lot in common (thus the same guy going for us) and therefore, get along. Have you not watched, "The Other Woman"?? Come on, girl!

I feel for you, mistresschristina. I was backup for the last asshat I dated (for a year), I was totally "in love," he cheated on me and dumped me for a co-worker. Since we live *literally* next door (we share a driveway), I really tried to swallow my devastation and hurt in a futile attempt to remain friends. Of…

You heard it here first- Gella murders her exes.

In theory, why not? In practice, I can't think of a single person I know who has a close friendship with his or her ex that isn't fraught with sexual tension/drama/resentment/etc. I'm friendly with some of my exes but I'm not friends with any of them.

I am six weeks post blindside-breakup and want nothing more than for my ex to vaporize into nothingness and be annihilated forevermore. I already have plenty of friends.

As the father of a 2 year old daughter, I really hope all the rest of Disneyland burns to the ground. That princess shit is seriously gross.

You'd think with a username like that, he'd be all class.

They gave us Justin Bieber. They're not that polite.

he really won it for Jupiter Ascending. come at me

Eddie Redmayne gave an outstanding performance and his Oscar is well deserved.

Bobbi Brown is such a heartbreaking story.

I actually watched it to make fun of the whole thing, and judging from the reaction of my fellow movie audience members I daresay this is true for MANY people - we were laughing our way through this pretty much the entire time.

As ridiculous as Twilight was, Stephanie Myers never came across as anything but a nice, genuine, simple lady who wrote a really basic story and was really grateful to have made an impact and have fans. I dislike Twilight on the whole, but it was much more harmless than 50 Shades, without a doubt.

I'm starting to feel so sorry for my teenage years bashing Twilight... because it wasn't as bad as this.

let's not forget the real MVP of the night, tho

As a 116 year old who was born in 1974, I credit my longevity to being bad at math.

And humor.

Can we replace raw eggs with eggs Florentine or scrambled eggs & baby potatoes with cheese or sunnyside up eggs with toasted English muffins? If yes then my single ass will live forever bitches bwahaha!!! Winning!!!

Not if you're married!

When I was in college I learned that men live longer and healthier lives when married, but women live longer healthier lives when single. Studies and shit were done. It's science! Do what you will with this information, I'm single for life.