Avril Lavigne is treating that cupcake like a meet-and-greet fan... not that interested, needs at least a foot of personal space.

I thought the same thing. She is preternaturally gorgeous. Like an extra beautiful Penelope Cruz crossed with Audrey Hepburn. PLUS she's Mark Darcy.

I wouldn't say I like Matt Lauer, but I do respect the way he interviews people. It requires a lot of self-control. I think a lot of people see him hosting a show and joking around, and when they go into an interview with him they are expecting it to be a puff piece, and then friendly, low-key Matt starts asking…

I'm that perky, un-chemically enhanced. I don't understand why either though, honestly. I do know that strangers constantly comment on it though, so I'm afraid it's noticable. In my head i'm practically misanthropic though so it baffles me that I come across like some caffeine-and-prescription-addled Stepford type.

If I had his money, I'd demand like, hummus, a nice fresh cheese-based one, like ricotta, and a roasted red pepper dip. Dream big, Simon!

Dead-on with the Vergara comment. If he fell for her because of her perfume, he was missing the forest for the trees on that one.

All aide doesn't have to go to Africa, (speaking from the USA Northeast region). I can walk out my own suburban door and find fellow town residents in need of help. Especially with people who've lost their jobs, downsizing is not easy to stretch whatever savings they might have. With a depressed housing market and…

I know! Joe Manganiello is basically just her human prop.

OMG I think her old nose is like mine! I too could be super duper attractive if I had millions of dollars, knew how makeup worked and had stylists at every turn! Who knew?!

I'm no fan of the Situation (typing that alone gave me a nosebleed), but I think Chrissy Teigen is wandering into pot and kettle territory there.

I had never heard the rumors before but there is just something about him that screams it. Could be bi. Ditto for Tyler Perry.

Yeah for real.

1) I am not really a Kardashian fan, but this divorce makes me sad.

so much about this post is important to me. my god callie, you are my number one treasure.

He must be so confused lately when he Googles himself.

we would all date mariah if we had the option.

Indeed he is. And he is to sock designing what Barry Manilow is to hip-hop.

Wouldn't it just be amazing if one of them was like, "I'm super into math and science. I totally want to be an environmental engineer"?

I feel bad saying this, but Demi Moore & Bruce Willis do not have good looking children.

But, to her point, she claims not to have known what Arianna was selling. So it could have been underwear.