Katy Perry should have her handlers think through that a little more. Everyone can say "O I love Hillary" and it's fine to vote for her and think she's the best candidate RELATIVE to other politicians - but that's because all politicians are scum. But once you actually fully associate your own career with them you…

Edinson Cavani, Uruguay.

I'm 24 and I don't want a 24 year old. Seriously, dudes my age have the emotional range of a spoon, or at least the ones around me.

You're a better person than me, because my first thought was, "Oh great I can't wait for all the hipsters to 'discover' Hank Williams through a G-D big-budget biopic and add him to their standard hipster disclaimer while they're trying to sell you on EDM: I like all music, except country, unless it's [Johnny Cash,…

The Exorcist 3: The Honkying

okay, this is adorable, but coming from someone who did get a sort of friendship tat with someone they are no longer friends with, i sure as hell hope it lasts.

But theirs would be true love. You know, the kind that happen after each main character has slogged through the obligatory series of bad relationships only to realize their One and Only was right there all along. Awwwww.

Keanu Reeves can still get it.

Justin Bieber was "at the center" of Calvin Harris and Rita Ora's break up.

so good

This is sort of mean spirited... how do you know they didn't eat that!

I can't help it, guys, I freaking love Scott and Kourtney. I almost never care about other people's babies (except for the royal variety) but something about these two gets me so over-invested. This news cheered me up so much it's disturbing. I won't say it made my day, but it certainly brightened up my afternoon…

I always pictured Cleopatra as an Indira Varma type;

You don't seem to understand the concept of IQ hence why you attack it.

The TLDR version of your comment: "I AM A RACIST TROLL." Now, shoo!

That Louis Vuitton-bespangled trash can is what actual Louis Vuitton purses look like to me.

The economy in Iran is still suffering, and Khamenei's concern is population growth?

Life has no inherent meaning. It is what we make of it.

People often ask what the meaning of life is. The answer is Children.

I was going to suggest he 'prank' Justin Bieber next, but then I realized Justin Bieber has to live with the fact that he's Justin Bieber...that in itself is punishment enough.