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Yeah and it's "new and bold and daring" too!

Ireland Baldwin just looks like she's flushed to me, or blushing or something. I don't think she's wearing any makeup, actually.

I know it's pretty easy to come off as a rambling idiot in an interview, but I think thatin Miranda Kerr's case, it is probably a lot easier than usual.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"Emma Watson says "I don't date people who are famous,""

Touching a lady > touching a Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber was booed at Canada's Juno Awards, which is fine, because he didn't even bother to show up. In a stunning feat of Canadianness, the Canadian women's curling team accepted the award in his stead.

I'm 48 and my time still hasn't come. Yes, women are super cool and beautiful and I admire a great many of them, but I've never had the desire to have sex with one. And there's nothing wrong with that!

She probably just said that to start a bit of controversy since her career is heading downhill fast. "There's no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary." -Brendan Behan

I'm going to tell my mom, who came to this country as a soldier's wife, not knowing how to read, write or speak English, widowed at 28 years old with 8 children, (one of them terminally ill) who worked as a maid until she met my stepfather who moved us out of the projects and gave us a life that inspired my work

I hope Jagger boy gives that money away or I'm going to hunt him down and kick his bony ass. And not a scholarship for clothes designers. Something for poor people, poor children, access to mental health for poor people and poor children. Like that. Just do it. Fast.

She's our generation's Marie Antoinette isn't she.

Look at Gwynnie, trying to pretend she's had an office job.

She's on my list of people I'd like to Freaky Friday with, if only to call up Jake Gyllenhaal for a booty call (Gyllencaal? Bootyhaal? I don't know, I'll keep working on it).

Saying it's work doesn't mean that every day is a struggle to get through. It means that when you are with someone every day for years, things will get on your damn nerves. There will be times you grow a part a little. There will be difficult times that put pressure on your marriage from the outside, whether it be

Romantic love is a trick of evolution, and marriage is a scam.

Well, now GOOP can inform us all of how to handle the struggles of being a single mother whilst still feeding our children organic quinoa after school.

Everyone thinks their marriage will be the perfect one that lasts forever.

I can't wait to tell my next ex boyfriend that I am consciously uncoupling us