The guy who plays Blaine in these is now a featured player on SNL this season. Oddly, these 10 year old YouTube sketches are funnier than 99% of SNL from the last decade.

Stop putting orange soda in our mouths!

Now I know why people find David Blaine ribbitting.

David Blaine is a demon. Youtube told me so.

Convenience + adorableness + nostalgia factor. It’s that easy.

Don’t even start with that. We have this process for a reason, and that is for the peaceful transfer of power safely and legally. Learn to deal with stuff you don’t personally like, and work within the process. Republicans did it with Obama by taking the Senate, do the same in 2 years.

I disagree. Matching socks to shoes is fine in some cases. For example. Grey slacks, black shoes, black belt, black socks. Can the Jezebel staff comment on this ?

Well, I’m truly sorry that you feel that just because people don’t share your view of a candidate means that they obviously must not have take the election seriously.

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

Yeah, The Slot is a scary place today.

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

Brian lives in Japan...

I don’t think so. It’s certainly rewarding.

Any opinions out there about getting into Overwatch late? I know the game is skill-based (no getting bowled over by a meatgrinder of high-ranked players and unlocked BFGs) and has match making, but is it discouraging to get into this late in the game?

Well she is the 1%, so...

Where will you guys go with your topical humor after next week? I don’t know but I can’t wait to find out.

because there comes a time in a man’s life when he needs to grow up....?

As sombody who doesn’t enjoy the normal call of duty game, I’m probably picking this up.

Whatever, people can just bitch while customers here in Japan go and watch this in droves. Maybe, they’ll make a Scarlet Johansson day like they did with Tom Cruise.