There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

“Because”

They forced you to move... possibly abandoning an objective or preventing you from killing one of their own... i.e. they countered you.

D.Va is easy to counter, Zarya cuts through Defense Matrix like a knife through butter, try to take on a Mei alone and like almost anyone else you’re frozen solid, go up against Winston and not only can you not block his attacks but it SUCKS having to deal with his shield between D.Va’s still abysmal attack power and…

DDOS is the weapon of script-kiddie edgelords.

I can see the fedora in this post...

I really hope South Park makes a Chinpokomon Go episode.

Maybe not individuals, but if a company is looking to run a fleet as work trucks, a small difference in fuel economy can make a big difference in the profitability of the company.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

My first planet will be Planet X. And I, Duck Dogers, will claim it in the name of Earth!

Beefartist989 used whine!

I find it funny and quite naive that you would think that just because you comply you wont get shot. Its not about the possessions, its about the fact someone is willing to kill you over them and I wont let that happen. If you believe thats the best course of action, I can respect that. But know that complying doesnt…

Lesson of the story? Buy a gun & learn to shoot if you can. Because shooting people (even if they’re assholes) is bad but it is still miles better then getting shot.

They need to fix season 2 so bad, or I’m done.

Not at all. Jump in.

THE BIRD IN THE NORTH!!

I think he means how “woe is me” the current generation is. Why all the sudden is this a bigger issue than any of those who don’t have the motor functions to play PC/Console games and have never raised an issue about it since the beginning of video gaming...

I'm really not trying to sound insensitive. But life is what…