As a TDI owner, I have come to the realization that this is par for the course. They aren’t going to do the right thing. They are totally going to do everything they can to screw us over. In light of this, I hope the EPA, FTC, & DOJ return the favor.

Throw away account on kinja with no history, claiming to know other throwaway social media accounts....seems legit.

I had sex with both of them last week. It was so fabulous. It was because I complimented them on their new car. Incidentally, “Madison” (I’m not telling you her real name!) doesn’t own heels, because she broke her heel while hiking on Mount Rushmore and it healed off-kilter because she was on lots of drugs at the…

“track car” ... “ financial sacrifices “

“Responsible person” is weird word choice on your part. I think “risk-adverse person” is more accurate.

* security cam footage of the exit to the lot with the other cars that don’t have valet mode *

I knew things were bad when you, the man who owns 4 Jeeps, bought that Honda Accord as your winter car.

You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, Hüsker Düs, Hüsker Don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?

Not every hero wears a cape.

Someone needs to call up Leno. He’s possibly the only person in the world that would pay for, appreciate, take care of, and drive this.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

Who cares, both are south of the wall.

Wow, someone actually bought security cameras with footage where it doesn’t look like it was shot through a smear of Vaseline. That’s the most surprising thing in all these shenanigans.

trade for atv?

Looks like they were trying to.....make a run for the border.....

All those hours playing Grand Theft Auto has prepared me for just this occurrence.

Don’t know... The Google car ran into a public transportation bus and then blamed the bus. That sounds like a senior moment to me.

Or anything deferred, either. Different is bad enough.

Um no. Sea kings will hear is and blow a Jesus nut just to spite us.

I’ve always said: “it sounds like the conservative utopia would look like a cross between Iran and China.”