I was really hoping to see an insane, incomprehensible Japanese insurance ad.

Gustafson! You schmuck!

Gizmodo: Chrome uses too much RAM.
Jalopnik: RAM uses too much chrome.

The hell they’re not.

I thought this was America! where are the other camera angles and the train pov from the selfi stick weilding train conductor? No Drone getting a areal shott?! and this guy’s intro is full of copywrite and trademark infringement.

The opportunity every train engineer secretly yearns for.

Mooove Bitch

Making an incredibly long story somewhat short: I was pulled in by a buddy to help him with a project, a part of which involved buying a used GMC short bus and converting it to run on veggie oil while driving that sucker across the country (east-west)—basically stopping here and there to do steps of the installation…

Governer: So what all is Tesla trying to do?

Buying a Volvo will piss off your ex girlfriend because it screams “I’m stable and have settled down,” which is priority #1 for women past the college years, and she’s missing out on the ability to stop working, pop out babies and get fat.

Or, I’ve seen your XTREME xenon lights from down the street and adjusted my lights for MAXIMUM ignoring power!

The key word is worthless. Bubb Rubb explains perfectly how valuable these are.

Can you imagine how hard it must be to buy a car if you actually are a Nigerian Prince?

GM and Chrysler stock pre-Bailout?

“I have never seen a pay raise, nor have I recieved a generous benefit package after my time with GM”

Nah. If he was American, he would have resigned right before the scandal became huge news, cashed in his giant golden parachute, and floated off to a lavish retirement and/or gone on to mismanage another company for tens of millions of dollars.

A relatively small $400+ fix for the dealer turned into another 40K+ car. Its the little things. If only more stealer ships were like this.

Neutral: You know what I’ve never liked about premium German cars? How expensive and unreliable they are. Glad the Italians are here to fix that.

Thug Life