Don’t you just love the cheap ass plastic body cladding GM used? Looks like they they stole it out of a refrigerator and glued it on the side of the car. I always wanted to see them use the piece that holds the eggs.

It’s a public government hearing, how could this be seen as inappropriate?

That was all code for — We Can’t Manage or Plan for Shit, so quite often we have raging fires which must be put out at all hours of the day (weekends too) so we might need your sorry ass here at a moment’s notice, and you can’t be an hour away, especially if you use public transit, which has rush and non-rush skeds,…

Gray areas? Leave Kinja out of this.

Carburetor? don’t you mean Carburnator?

That sounds ambitious by Chrysler standards.

So: shapely fenders, either a coupe or four-door but not both and certainly not a fat pretend-off-road wagon, no turbos as regulation workaround, no fake vents or pipes or engine noises, decent seats, rationally-sized wheels and a beltline that doesn’t irritate claustrophobics.

If a car in front of you does a panic stop, why the hell would somebody’s reaction to be to go around them?

Whoa. This is gonna cost Uber dozens of dollars. Dozens!

I see an absolute ton of those Geos. I see about 5-10 a day. Although they are getting harder to pick out. I snap a few pics every now and then.

You’re implying they did style it...

This girl I wanted to bang in HS had one. We tried fooling around in it one night and the roof liner catastrophically collapsed on us before we even got anywhere.

My first statement is always “I’m calling about the car you have for sale.” If their response is “Which one?” I hang up.

The moose bit Robin’s sister

You don’t consider this a failure?!

I’m going to suggest a somewhat unusual merger partner for FCA: Honda. Here’s why:

A high power turbocharged engine in a cheap econocar thats tuned for high performance driving? That'll never work.

STOP RESISTING

Get that ditch some Toyotas. Ditches love Toyotas.

Because that is not a car, that is very clearly a spaceship and doesn’t count.