I'm a little suprised it didn't start off with "A Florida man..."

You're doing God's work my son

Frozen...vodka...

Thank you for your on-the-scene reporting, Miss Heather Jackson.

You can have the best Range Rover, with the best snow tires money can buy and it doesn't mean shit if you don't think to leave sufficient stopping room ahead of you, watch for black ice, smooth out your controls at the wheel.

Summer vs Winter tires graphic.

Pulled into a gas station? Was there no fireworks factory nearby?

As I said yesterday:

Also, analog tire gauges are dangerous!

Keep the Chrys in Chrysler!

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius

How long had he been waiting to tell someone that he'd "plowed the daylights out of" someone?

That's what I hope goes through their heads....

If it was a TVR, it would have eventually killed them anyways.

Boxen! Moosen!

"Do you spend your nights pondering why poor people just can't seem to buy more money?"

I just drive all out and let the snow storm dictate whether I keep the car or not.

"Sergeant Paul Paulos of the St. Paul Police Department"

Maybe she's The Stig...

Sounds exactly like the real people who drive them anyway. Can't deal with weather. Crashing into things. Disregard for human life.