“TUK UR CADDYS!”

3rd gear:

Bright = making a gender-based joke at your company’s employee all-hands meeting while that company is wrestling with multiple gender-based discrimination problems that have led to CFO, COO, CTO, and CEO vacancies?

Propose this offer to people: “You can spend $30k on a car to commute between home and work, or $30k on a teleporter that instantly takes between home and work. Which do you want?”

Good publicity pays next year.

Points for (eventual) honesty.

On which page should I start?

Decision made against the interests of owners. Which is kind of your whole job when you work for a public company.

Better than being 1.5 psi over.

Buh buh but, you didn’t play along with his distracting post!

TBF, it could be anyone who wears the elephant pin, and the same acquiescence applies.

They took him literally. That’s how the libtards lost, don’t ya know?

Now, don’t interrupt his applying Econ 101 beyond the bounds in which his instructor told him it was applicable.

Cue the “Gubmint morons... don’t you even engineer.... impossible mandates” rabble, even though this suit is brought by salt-of-the-earth private ‘Murichuns, and not the EPA....

Kids, don’t straw man like this at home.

Except this is Kansas, home to the creationism theme park, and where Darwin is Satan.

“BLASPHEMY!”</LifeOfBrian>

“The 2,700 employees were re-accommodated off the lot.”

“Sorry, act of God. Declined.”

#DougCar