Wetting his pants (in fear or excitement), screaming like a 12-year-old girl at a OneD concert, Reed Timmer is more metal than you.

I do wonder if they have to honestly disclose their activities to their insurers. I doubt that the insurer would give them a “public service” discount. So if (let’s not assume they have higher casualty rates) they are a higher claim risk, and that is not priced into their premiums, then it’s amortized across the risk…

Is the driver door actually a hatch that deploys a ladder when swung down? Otherwise, this is Manute Bol’s car, right?

Q: What’s Russian for “holy shitballs”?

Did someone say forklift? :>

Relax. It’s just Buzz’s violent allergic reaction to anything resembling authority. They’d have the same reax to dog catchers.

For coach-sleeping, yes. :)

No, he’s in charge of discipline in the South Park classroom.

You mean the answer isn’t Miata?

You’re doing Jared wrong.

Can we take the kids away from drug addict parents first?

Question: will driving texters put down their phones for sex in the autonomous vehicle? (or will they be so disoriented by not looking at their phone while in a car that they won’t be able to perform?)

What about the risk of injury from doing the maintenance yourself? (because good luck finding a local garage to do it)

Not a fool to trust kids to the bored, distracted, texting, and rapidly aging parent?

Check Hanson’s sponsors. Then add salt to his findings.

Because if I can’t have fun with people, what other purpose do they serve me?

You don’t have to do so

Shorted Tesla a couple days after the 3 presser.

And you survived. Mustangs must have been absent.

“Hurrrrrr, I was created in 6 days. Muh momma ain’t no monkey!”