“on the road and ready to go”

All those white cars act the same.

Janet Reno

Holy biga** pic! Sorry about that. Let’s blame Kinja!

13 > 10.

Slight correction: “when people with a lot of money hire lawyers to get the courts to give them even more money.”

Unpimped das boss’s auto.

Look, we simply have a continuous belt of robot spacecraft to scrape all the H2 we want off the sun.

“We’re gonna have giant gaseous hydrogen tanks on our cars, and we’re gonna tell the Saudis, ‘The party’s over, guys.’ They’re gonna be yuuuge, believe me.”

The cameras are for regulating speeds.

It’s always a matter of degrees.

IF(i /= gmc.SUV) THEN {given.F**ks.Driver(i) = 0;}

Just when I think you’re going to close out the week with another lopsided pipe-buster....

Wait... it’s “wax”??? You mean, I‘ve been doing the wrong motion all these—

Security and IT are always the first to know.

:)

“Cops got better things to do than get killed.” — Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China

I was a valet freshman year in college. Theater was “semi-upscale” — mostly Accords, Lincolns, etc. But there’d be the infrequent sports car brought in (I sometimes thought “sports car” and stage theater went together like Tom Selleck and Ellen Degeneres).

Probably the most excitement that thing will have seen in years. Like the wife nailing the UPS guy.