(Apparently, you can lead a horse to water....)

Just remember, with this method there is a limit to the time you can safely leave a candle: ~30 minutes. The solid top traps heat, melts, burns, and does all sorts of bad things on your porch.

Ask yourself this: whose wallets are paying for the fancy?

“Why not just merge automaker 11 with automaker 10, and make 10 be the last automaker, and make that a little bigger?”

“zu grob um zu sheitern”... Darn. Was expecting at least 16 syllables.

How’d they pay for that fancy showroom?

Being stuck on the bus with Reeves and Bullock would be worse, for me. Just blow the thing up, already!

What I hear this seller saying is, “That Tina Turner once owned this vehicle makes up for the mandatory depreciation incurred since 1989.”

Captain America: “So, Batman, for your birthday we thought we’d pimp out your car a little....”

I’ll be 46 by then and I’ll be able to retire

You’re assuming the dealers are on the same team as the factory, and have the same interests.

Leeches remove viruses from the host, too. Better to let them continue sucking.

VW : Germany :: GE : US. I’m interested to see just how much Germany/Euroland punish one of their big boys. It wouldn’t surprise me if the conclusion is, “Well, we’ll just let those existing cars go. But don’t you ever do that again, Volks Jonathan Wagon!”

Here’s the only angle I consider: Detroit car from ‘80s = CP, unless cheap (this is) and fun to hoon (this is not) until it collapses (it will).

Throw the book at the guy who “used enough dynamite there, Butch”. I can see that.

May want to ask Germany.

“create more... more... jobs! Yeah, that’s it! Jobs! That’s the ticket!”

To paraphrase Mike Myers in “All Things Scottish”,

Take that extra long hose, you hoser!

I starred this, and then realized you did not mean “Didn’t Wipe”.