I think the correct AOTD would be: “Anything Claude Speed was in”.

the TankRhino

“Need some help figuring out who’s the best pilot?”

Pole Position : racing video games :: Ace Frehley : guitar

John: “Hey guys! I made it to level 956 on Candy Crush!”

“Jean Rondeau was my manager, and he called me a driving pile of pigsh!t. And that was when my parents drove all the way up from Monaco TO SEE ME RUN THE RACE! AND DID I CRY? NO!”

10?? Dude, it sounds like you don’t need another excuse...

Ross Perot on SNL: “Everybody in America will wear these shoes: U.S. Keds. They come in all 3 sizes: small, medium, and large.”

buy less

Weren’t those bullets some new invention out of Q branch?

Possibly, but that could fuel an “upward spiral” of greater demand -> .... *-> more R&D -> cheaper fuel tech -> better fuel efficiency -> more miles driven -> greater demand...

Reverse:

Have you SEEN the people out there today?

I AM NOT A STEREOTYPE!

Are you saying that, in a completely unintended way, the TSA proved we can be safe even if people are allowed to carry dangerous items around as part of their routine/business?

TL;DR: go die, because “muh taxes!”

What are you packing onto a plane that can produce a “measureable” hole in military-grade aluminum or plexiglass tested to withstand projectiles at hurricane speeds?

Even the satellites can see this is a cesspit!

Hey! Chop shops have families, too.

High school parking lot, 1992.