Hey! Chop shops have families, too.

High school parking lot, 1992.

“You’re so money!”

“The credit goes to the one who connects the dots, not the one who makes a casual observation.” — Nassim Taleb

When do I get freedom from stupid?

The seagulls laughing on cue = priceless.

“Never attribute to conspiracy that which can be explained by incompetence.” — Napoleon

Bruno Kirby: “So that was your best day.”

Sea Doo, the original owner had a lean on it

good rapport with a local New Jersey DMV do all the paperwork for a fee.

-20 psi, OK.

Mythbusters showed nothing happens.

You failed at the 5-7-5 scheme.

Shift change.

You weren’t on my flight last month. 2 people were denied boarding due to oversold flight. “So, what were they offered?” you ask. Complimentary 1-day passes to Admiral’s Club.

Burned up on the way to the photo shoot.

“Want some candy?”

See, if Grover Norquist were to just to suggest legislated nude traveling, he could make actual progress towards his goal of reducing gov’t spending.

Half-Baked: “All I want to know is: WHO’S GOING WITH ME?”

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