way to fucking stupid

Cheese and crackers!

Why sit in traffic?

For every one horror story, there are 7 horror stories that weren't even noticed by the victims.

No, they'll be fine once they get the driver "in the box",and "head over feet" on the financing.

on there hands

American churches don't understand the word "pay".

That's Captain Obvious, and he doesn't need Hotels.com right now.

You mean, like this?

Oooooh.... the sepia in that photo....

Lazy eye?

Do I smell a "Top Ten Unexpectedly Useful Features for Massholes" in the works?

I think that goes beyond #Selfie and into #PlannedVanity.

In Tennessee in October, I saw that combo in one place: giant fireworks emporium with a 12-pump gas station bolted on in front. (This may be common in some parts; first time I'd seen it.)

Insurance company offers 60% of invoice price. "Depreciation", they say.

You might ask yourself how any business was done between for the last 100 years by traveling salesman without GPS..... The answer is plenty.

Well, they struggle with the voice-recognition system. Deleting a contact from the phone is a longshot.

True that. It shows they're on an upward trend.

Sales last month rose 19 percent at Jeep, 35 percent at Ram, 53 percent at the Chrysler brand and 1 percent at Fiat. Volume slipped 2 percent at Dodge. The company's U.S. deliveries have now increased 57 consecutive months.