The correct answer, dear students, is: c) "The charge depends on what lawyer you can afford."

I always liked Joe Elliot's description of the band's reaction to news of the accident, as related on VH1's Behind the Music:

I come out to my car at 5 PM in the same conditions, only to find a flat in the front passenger tire.

80s Chrysler quality = CP.

Americans have trouble with Citroën, Renault and Peugeot. Some people also pronounce the Countach as "count-tak" or "count-age" with the g as in the word "mirage." There are also the douchey people who pronounce Audi as "Oddie" to sound cool.

If you can find their fax number, I once heard of a trick involving black construction paper and multiple re-sends....

Mythbusters say "no".

So franken-motor, I don't even know what I'm voting on!

Bob McKenzie: "The Great White North, it went metric, right? So to get the old number from metric, what you do is double it, and add 30."

Just keep hearing both "Speed doesn't kill!" and "Match speed with traffic!" An idiot might get confused.

But speed /= kills?

"You went full crazy. Never go full crazy."
It's the answer to the question nobody was asking, but if BMW is going to make a silly SUV, then at least make a BMW out of it.

It will help you locate the bread and milk.

Ha-ha-ha. "Included." Next thing you'll want: baggage to be "included" in airfare.

Under the body = NP. "It's got a cop motor, a 302 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions,cop shocks..."

Why do I expect responses from Florida?

Helps just this video, or pretty much everything?

A Russian driver with a dash cam managed to capture this, possibly the funniest real-world car chase I've seen in a long time. The ending alone is like some rejected scene from a Buster Keaton movie.

Brilliantly executed. (The video, not the jump.)

I had to have the entire drain line to the sewer pipe replaced due to a massive, cement-like, un-snakeable clog.