American's Terminal 3 flights seem to be assigned gates based on destination: those going east of the Mississippi park on one concourse, those going west park on the other.

The last one is a sin against man— err, machine.

"Your Kinja blog will upgrade to our latest design on October 18 at 6AM EDT."
Oh noes!!

Uh, what's that back there? And for how much?

Worse: nuns on their way to vespers.

Omelet, eggs.

"OK. Now, how am I gonna get down?"

"OK. Now, how am I gonna get down?"

Then we wouldn't be having the current debate. We'd all just blame the computer, and move on.

Darn pic capture moved to the right when publishing. Sorry.
See: original photo, middle of the windshield.

Were they ticketed for those?

Hit it:

Elwood: "If my calculations are correct, this is Lower Wacker Drive..."

Dude, did your bro totally get that on tape, bro?

Bumblebee doesn't stance. Shame on you.

Also present on USAF cargo planes (says my own experience).

Thanks, Wikipedia.

High density air on the ground causing the aircraft's wet conditioned air to turn foggy. Used to see that on military airlifters. Worried me the first time I saw it, but it's fine to breathe. <twitches uncontrollably>

So you're saying we need to trim some states off?

D'oh, beat me to the joke!