Why would you assume he puts on noise-cancelling headphones to play games? And as he said, this is his work computer too, so he obviously spends time writing on it.

"I wouldn't pray over a plate of sizzling fajitas at Applebee's for all the dicks in Glory Hole Canyon!"

I've decided that my new extreme end payment, similar to all the tea in China is "All the Dicks in Glory Hole Canyon"

I wish this was for PC.

Nope, I don't use anything to scrub. But I never really have.

I use floss picks. To be totally honest, they're a little cumbersome in that they only really work well for sliding between teeth. However, sliding it across the surface of the tooth is nigh impossible. Perhaps I simply need bigger floss picks, but it doesn't seem like they're designed to work with all the ways you're…

and that he is still fine as fuck.

Ugh ugh ugh I know.

Are we gonna talk about the bit where Kanye approved of Tyga "getting in early" with Kylie?

As a Texan I would prefer Yosemite Sam to just about every politician making headlines. Ted Cruz, Dan Patrick, and Greg Abbott are all douche canoes.

*Texas conservatives against marriage equality.

#NotAllTexans

The law of Texas has not changed

Get over it. It's going to happen. We won.

Just as fresh as it was in 1981! Reminds me of the years I spent riding around in my wagon with my imaginary tiger friends, I tell ya. We had some great times.

The only difference between a Taco Bell taco and the taco supreme is tomatoes and sour cream. Every single day I worked there, someone would come in and order the taco supreme without tomatoes and sour cream.