Opiates, my dear, have a useful, legal, life-saving purpose at their heart.  It’s the perversities of income inequality and chronic underemployment and overprescribing since it’s cheaper than physical therapy or rehab that has turned them into  scourge.  Two different animals.

What evidence do you have of that? Provide a link to a reputable source showing the connection that you’re claiming.

Don’t “both sides” this shit. One of the two parties is actively obstructing anything resembling progress on these issues.

My former fuck buddy, now husband has a lamp that looks like an anatomical model of a heart, and when you plug it in, it “pulses”. I shit you not.

Fuck buddy makes this awfully specific so I don’t think I have a great one, but:

Tell Us About a Horrifying Thing Your Fuck Buddy Has in Their Home

It’s not the same without the banshee scream as her privilege dies.

Hey guys, have you seen the photo of her “broken tail light”? (screenshot below) She lives in a very small town (I know, because it’s near me) and she’s been driving around like this for six months. In other words, those small town cops had already let her get by with this for months.

Personally, I plan to make all my Killbots candy pink with white glitter accents.

HAPPY FUCKING EVERYBODY!

Gather closely young ones and listen to your big sis about the herp.

I remember one morning with my youngest I was so damn tired. Just exhausted. He was about 6 months old. Maybe a little older? I was on autopilot and I was just driving to work. I was about a block away from the office and he made a cooing noise - a gurgle or something - after having been super quiet the whole way to…

This, I believe, is every parent’s secret nightmare.

men are not the living, breathing boners that they’re stereotyped to be, and women are not the frigid kill joy crones they’re made out to be either

Abortion on demand without apology. There ya go. There’s your message. Fuck this overly careful, rhetorically ineffective, doing-the-enemy’s-work-for-them bullshit.

It’s definitely better than I expected. I think the advanced publicity made it out to be more salacious than it actually is, like the locker room scene in the second episode. Yeah, there’s a bunch of dicks, but hello, it’s a locker room, and isn’t as extraneous as you might think, because foreshadows Nate’s insecurity…

I am enjoying this show way more then I thought I would. Nate is a true MONSTER and it’s so compelling. 

My public school system is charging nearly 10x as much as it did when I graduated in ‘90. How many jobs pay 10x what they did in ‘90?

Seems like this would be less of an issue if students weren’t required to list their parents' incomes on their FAFSA until they were 24 while not able to compel their parents to pay for college. It's a shit rule, and if parents have no intention of paying for their kid's school (and have such a toxic relationship that…

I flat out don’t see it. I just was like “why is there a weird grid over these people”