It took all my effort not to burst out laughing in front of my students when I read this...I have to maintain the facade that I’m working at all times...

I just went with it...my story is very doxxy for anyone who knows me, but I couldn’t not share.

This was the night I stopped drinking for a while, and I’ve never really drank in earnest since that night.

This is the type of kitschy shit my mother loves...if I could imagine a place for her to put it, I’d probably get it for her for Christmas.

I am a teacher, and I would NEVER want to work in a school where teachers were packing. I can think of few worse ideas.

I’m embarrassed by how much this made me laugh.

Such a good series!

You know, I pretty much stopped eating quinoa when I heard how destructive it was for the people growing it, I use almond milk for my light “milk” needs, but goddamn it, as a vegetarian, I will never be able to give up avocados.

I totally get that, too...maybe I’d assuage my guilt by punching him in the face after I banged him. That could be a fun evening :)

Um, now I must meet your dad...

He’s 40 years older than me...still totally would.

Yes, I have seen his bit about Bill Clinton! I was jealous of his mother in that story, haha

I don’t know if I’ll ever come to terms with how much of a fox I find Bill Clinton...in that picture, now, I don’t care, I would do bad things with that man.

I am literally watching this episode right now. Epic.

My thoughts exactly!

Not that I wish my friends any ill-will in their relationships, but some imploding ones in my life would make me feel a little better about being the only single person left in my group of friends.

You’d think they’d have a marketing or PR person step in with the legal team and be like, “You know, you might want to rethink this strategy...”

It’s disingenuous to make the analogy that an egg that a woman plans on fertilizing, gestating, and bringing a new life into the world is the same, say, as a dining room table.

But what about the feminists who were already not-hetero to begin with? Did they suddenly turn straight? Is that where bisexuals and pansexuals come from? Would he be concerned if they changed their sexual orientation to asexual? Where’s his line in the sand?