Yes, now instead of not :(

ETA: I’m NOW envisioning...stupid typos

I’m not envisioning a future society with even further gender divisions as a new generation of men, raised with the abundant availability of the Perfect Woman, has no idea how to interact with real women and get angry that Reals are not submitting to their requests/opinions/every single thought like the robots do.

That was the nice little cherry on the whole video.

Nothing like Eu de Burnt Skin to attract potential partners.

“Study confirms what those with real-life experience have been saying for years” reads the real headline.

Knock me over with a feather...

I’m glad I’m not the only one!

How old does one have to be to be considered an Old?

I keep voting, waiting to “get it”...but I still don’t really understand this year’s bracket. It may be a little too meta for me, but I miss the brackets of yore—pies, puppies, and sex positions are just my speed.

You’d be amazed what you can accomplish in a few seconds of flight...

This country has such a fucked up relationship with its native people and people of color. It’s disheartening and beyond tragic that we still have yet to figure out how to rectify these problems justly.

See, this is why I don’t do drugs and instead get my kicks from wholesome activities like hardcore BDSM and base jumping.

I’m definitely on board then!

Is there booze?

It’s taken me a long time to accept that I am destined for a lifetime of mediocrity. Maybe above-average in terms of being among the other Mediocres, but I’m unlikely to ever do anything spectacular.

It’s more of the work involved in doing so that I don’t want to deal with. Cooking for myself always feel like more hassle than it’s worth.

I suppose eating like that isn’t so bad when you have the means to pay for a professional chef to cook delicious meals for you most (all?) of the time. I’m sure everything he cooks IS delicious! I just have better things to do with my time than trying to cook a 5-star dish for ONE on a nightly basis.

The judgmental part of me wants to say “what a weirdo”...but then I thought about it, and I ended with the thought “She seems genuinely happy”, and how many of us can truly say that?

And my response is always an emphatic “THAT’S NOT THE POINT”