What, were they afraid Chauvin wouldn’t get the right white treatment from the officers of color?

America has decided to avoid a second wave by just having both waves meet in the middle.

Yeah, the most striking thing about the video is that the audience seems entirely unmasked and not in any way distanced from each other. It looked exactly like a pre-Covid comedy show, except for the bouncer with a mask who helps carry Hughley off. 

I believe it!

wouldn’t it be way more meaningful to sing this song as our national anthem? yes. yes it would be. 

Boy, don’t you feel like an asshole now!

Traveling, performing before audiences, and infected with the virus. The name ‘typhoid Mary’ comes to mind. There’s growing evidence the much-feared ‘2nd wave’ is now on its way and this time its infecting younger adults. You know, the types who would go to a comedy club in the middle of a pandemic.

Lol, Bey just broke the Beckytrigger button with that one. Of course, the problem with doing that is it brings all the Rebeccas to the yard.

Not to mention, as I keep having to remind comics, taking a microphone and pressing it to the lips of a host for five minutes, then having them pass it to one or two feature comics who hold it to their lips for fifteen to twenty minutes each, then back to the host for five more minutes, then to an opener for half an…

Blackety black Bey is what the world needs right now. But not what it deserves.

Beyonce has now certainly gone full scale Black Consciousness from a couple years ago. The lyrics echo Black nationalism & Afrocentrism, which is a very good thing. Some black assimilationists won’t like the lyrics because they’ll find it too black; To hell with them!

Okay, so. There are so many convergences at work around this release, but I don’t think I can discuss them intelligently right now. “Anthem” seems too trite a word to describe this work.

What I will share are my reaction texts to my friends this morning:

Pictured: AMC’s scientific advisor.

I love Edward’s numb, cocaine-lip quiver.

I love this video. I love it just the way it is in all it’s cheap, crack-fueled glory.

I absolutely loved their parody when it came out. AND they did it without blackface!!! 

I’m just gonna leave this here...Don’t look any further...

Everybody do the Quarantine Dance.

Rumor has it that part of the reason for Topher Grace left the show was he was tired of Masterson trying to push his cult on the cast, and luring Prepon into it as the last straw for him.

He must have pissed off the higher ups in Scientology.